Osama Bin Laden Looses a Penis

I just received this joke in the mail and thought I’d share.  Hopefully, it doesn’t offend, but if it does, you are probably reading the wrong blog! (Note, Osama, if you come across this, SAYP – Sorry About Your Penis, but you did have it coming to you.)

While trying to escape through Pakistan , Osama Bin Laden found a bottle
on the sand & picked it up.
Suddenly, a female Genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said,
“Master, may I grant you one wish?”
Osama responded, “You ignorant, unworthy Daughter-of-a-dog!
Don’t you know who I am? I don’t need any common woman giving me anything.”
The shocked Genie said, “Please, I must grant you a wish or I will
be returned to that bottle forever.”
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the
woman and said, “Very well, I want to awaken with three American
women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be
off with you.”
The annoyed Genie said, “So be it!” and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya
Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.