Quick Correction on Osama’s Hacked Off Member
In our former article, we mis-spelled the headline writing the word “loose” instead of “lose”.
Bin Laden did not ‘loose’ his member. He did not set it free nor expose himself, this time, although the tail of Bin Laden and the 1997 Gay Bomb strike is rather funny.
He did lose his member as in lost, gone, hacked off, look what the cat dragged out the door and lost in the wadi. We do apologize for the mix up in spelling and any visions of Osam Bin Laden terrorizing the world by exposing himself.
Worst Case of Compensation since Hitler
It can probably be argued that Bin Laden seems to enjoy one of the worst cases of small penis compensation since Hitler, hence his need to do dastardly . . . do. When you have a piece that is as small as poor Bin Laden’s little larvae, its unfortunate but no surprise that he’d have to compensate by attacking people with passenger jets just to get a chance at 72 virgins in heaven. Stupid fool doesn’t realize that the 72 virgins will laugh at his little larvae in heaven just as they already do on Earth.
Osama Bin Laden Looses a Penis
I just received this joke in the mail and thought I’d share. Hopefully, it doesn’t offend, but if it does, you are probably reading the wrong blog! (Note, Osama, if you come across this, SAYP – Sorry About Your Penis, but you did have it coming to you.)
While trying to escape through Pakistan , Osama Bin Laden found a bottle
on the sand & picked it up.
Suddenly, a female Genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said,
“Master, may I grant you one wish?”
Osama responded, “You ignorant, unworthy Daughter-of-a-dog!
Don’t you know who I am? I don’t need any common woman giving me anything.”
The shocked Genie said, “Please, I must grant you a wish or I will
be returned to that bottle forever.”
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the
woman and said, “Very well, I want to awaken with three American
women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be
off with you.”
The annoyed Genie said, “So be it!” and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya
Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
Janet Evanovich Rocks
For those of you that are not familiar with my book review blog over at Story Addicts, I write book reviews. They are full of spoilers and not intended to convince anyone to buy a book, but to discuss the books.
I just finished reading Janet Evanovich’s latest Stephanie Plum book, Lean Mean Thirteen (via Audible and it was unabridged) and I thought it was one of her best since maybe the 4-6 books. I was laughing out loud several times.
You know a book is funny when you have to hold the laughter in while you are in bed with a reading light on so that you don’t wake up your wife.
I’ve been reading a few other books too, but I haven’t gotten around to putting the latest reviews together.
I will, just not quite there yet.
Review of On the Edge with Alex Krige
I came across an interesting website by Alex Krige called “On the Edge.” On the edge is a website that has a number of short tidbits. They sponsored me to write a review and I was glad that I did. As you will see below I had a lot of fun with this site, and for me that is what it is all about!
This is not a micro-blog like you might see on twitter and it’s not exactly a blog either. I would say that the site doesn’t exactly have a good category as far as what it is, but it does have some interesting material and on the Internet that’s really the one thing that’s important.
If you’ve got interesting content on your website everything else will follow.
If you’re looking for interesting concepts or ideas or even a little news of the day but you don’t want to read an endless amount of drivel (maybe you’re tired of reading my stuff) then I guarantee you’ll find something interesting at this site.
Now personally I tend to gravitate towards things that are funny or slightly weird even. So the weird stuff tab leapt out at me like a siren calling an ancient Greek ship into the rocks.
Of course I have a taste for the political as well and once I was in the weird stuff section I gravitated towards a quick story about Hillary Clinton’s cleavage. Please do not misunderstand, there is not too much that is normally compelling about her cleavage.
The article was about the comparison between Hillary Clinton’s cleavage and Bill (Billy Boy) Clinton’s cleavage. If you read the article you’ll notice that they basically have the same size boobs.
There is one thing that I do pretty well on the Internet and that’s comment on other people’s blogs or websites. I’m often inspired in a warped sort of way by what other people write and I tend to drop very long comments to explore my inspiration. In this regard I have one criticism of the current incarnation of this website.
All comments are limited to 199 words, or maybe it was characters I forget now. It must have been characters.
Anyway I wrote this funny little comment about the Clinton’s boobs, but I wasn’t able to publish it because it was too long so I had to shorten it down.
Fortunately my readers won’t have to read the short version, you can get the long version right here because I saved it for you. First you should probably read the original article on the website titled Bill vs. Hillary – Battle of the Boobs (you can also read my short comment, which might steal the thunder of my original long comment below)
Your analysis of the size of the cleavage of the former president and the former first lady and current Senator is very important. After paying $25 to receive an online certificate that states that I am a expert at photo analysis, I have concluded that your own analysis is indeed correct. Both Bill and Hillary have size B-Cup Boobs. (Note they are also world class boobs but that is a different subject.)
There is one subtle and one not-so-subtle difference however that you failed to recognize in your photo analysis. The subtle differences that Bill’s chest is much bigger than Hillary’s. My analysis indicates that Hillary is a 38B while Bill is a 43B(48B in the 90′s before the bypass).
The not-so-subtle difference, that your analysis failed to identify relates to the fact that Bill has much bigger, harder and pointier nipples as compared to Hillary who barely has any. This would be significant for several reasons:
This would indicate that Bill was likely to be responsible for breast-feeding Chelsea and not Hillary as previously was supposed and irregardless of other controversies that indicate the Chelsea was nurtured with formula.
Given Bill’s proclivities, it’s possible that he is still taking medicine to induce lactation. There are some schools of thought that even believe that the white stain on the blue dress belonging to Monica Lewinsky, was actually a milk stain.
The real cover-up in the Lewinsky scandal never centered around the possibility or likelihood that Bill and Lewinsky were involved, the cover-up related to Bill’s attempts to hide the fact that he is a closet lactater, much like many members of congress work to cover up their proclivity for wearing diapers for sexual gratification with prostitutes(ergo the DC Madame).
On a side note, I think it’s also worthy to point out that in the pictures that show Hillary exposing cleavage, she’s wearing a push bra. She was likely following Bill’s example, her display of cleavage was likely an attempt to look more presidential in Bill’s image.
Site Layout Review
now the fun stuff is out of the way, I’d like to point out a couple recommendations to help the site work better.
First I would move the feed subscription counter down to the bottom of a blog, and make the Square Banner with a picture of Alex Krige a little bigger.
Second, I would put just one bigfeed subscription button in the operating corner as opposed to listing several at the bottom of the website.Just use the big RSS button and maybe add ae-mail subscription optionand leave it at that.
Third,I try and find someway to get pictures to show up in theexcerpts of the articlesto help engage people to come into the actual articles a little bit more. The articles are shortand the ones with pictures are more compelling and if there were pictures and the summaries on the main page that might help walk people through the website a little deeper.
Finally,I would drop the links for privacy and contact us and maybe even the advertised button down into the footer of the website.
Those links are taking a prime real estate on the website that could be either used for functionality for readers or for advertising and dropping them into the footer is normal practice and many people know to look there for the that type of information.
Look into my Eye, Look deeply into my Eye
Tomorrow is Halloween! 
Have you ever asked yourself if it would be fun to change your eyes? I hear on too many occasions that I look a bit like Nicholas Cage. I’ve got brown eyes and Mr. Cage is unfortunate enough to have blue eyes so the dissimilarities start there.
However, whenever I visit Las Vegas, I consider that I could shuck everything and take up a career as an impersonator (my ego is probably a little too big to actually do it, but it might be better than going to skid row if things got rough). I think all I would need is some colored contact lenses.
Now, I no longer wear contact lenses myself after getting my eyes lasered about 5 years ago, however, for a cosmetic thing or a temporary stint or even a party just to throw people a bit, I’m all for a little prank or joke or something.
When you start thinking like that its a natural or un-natural leap of logic to considering whether or not you would consider wearing theatrical contacts to really get your weird on.
I’ve been going through a bit of a guru phase lately for reasons I cannot entirely fathom, but I think it has something to do with my recent career change into consulting and writing.
So for Halloween, I think I would
consider playing to theme maybe and trying out some of these spiral patterned contacts. To give that evil hypnotherapist Freud gone wrong (wasn’t he wrong anyway?) type of look.
Seems like every movie or DVD that 
comes out has some peculiar new type of lens to get under our skin. I even saw an entire gang of people on CSI a couple weeks back that were wearing the lenses as a kind of stupid TV gang thing. Whatever happened to the good ol’ days when people kept their theatrical lenses simple and just wanted to look like cats and scifi monsters?
Need a Halloween Costume? How about a new Hobby? Ask a Ninja maybe for you!
Every year its the same old question. What am I going to do for a Halloween costume?
Now I was married on Halloween, in Savannah, Ga and so this is no small question. I just got pack from the Podcast expo and so the obvious possiblity is to dress up like a Ninja.
All I need is to order a pair of ninja costumes for myself and my wife.
What could be more romantic for a 13th Halloween Wedding Anniversary than to dress up like ninjas?
Now, the podcast convention that I got back from exposed me to a number of people that lambasted the Podcast and YouTube hero at AskANinja.com.
This guy dresses up like a ninja and answers questions from fans that want to know things about the Ninja life. Like are there Ninja interns? Answer yes there are N-Interns.
Are there Ninja Midjets? Answer: Yes there are Nindjets.
It just kind of devolves from there.
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